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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 06:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Iconic ‘90s Actress, 52, Flaunts Figure in Black Swimsuit While Yachting - parade.com

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Walkoff caps ‘unreal 24 hours’ for Mariners’ Cole Young - Seattle Sports

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

36 Wildly Entitled People From This Month Who Might As Well Have Just Screamed "It's All About ME!" - BuzzFeed

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

007 First Light Trailer Reveals The First-Ever James Bond Origin Story - GameSpot

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Next, they tried...

Scientists discover a 33-foot Jurassic giant, twice as big as its cousin - Earth.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Hinch: More to decision to pull Tarik Skubal from scoreless game than just game strategy - The Detroit News

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?